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[Content note: Homophobia, racism, misogyny]For The Friday News Hole:Leader Obama demonstrated his supporters his gratitude by providing them a sincere thanks. Which was pretty great!Romney thanked his staff by rescheduling their charge cards on election evening. That isn't so excellent.Also cancelled: Romney's $25,000 fireworks celebration over Boston Harbor. Dang.And: Romney didn't have concession speech composed. Clearly. Exactly what a great campaign!Anti-choicers are doubling lower now. Obviously.Present day Secret Word: Sedition. Family Research Council's chief dildobrain Tony Perkins and self-hired dildobrain Jesse Trump are generally with revolution. Related: Peter Morrison, racist douchebag and treasurer from the Hardin County Republican Party, wants Texas to secede.See also.Oklahoma citizens who vowed to leave to Canada if Leader Obama was reelected had a primer within the fastest route possible overseas from the local traffic reporter. Heh.Here's some creepy: A brand new Xbox 360 patent enables Kinect to watch the number of individuals are watching a film.President obama is "so absolutely delighted" by our marriage equality wins in Maine, Maryland, Washington and Minnesota. Lynyrd Skynyrd will cease while using Confederate flag like a stage decoration at concerts. Neat! Stacie Laughton, a Nh Democrat, grew to become the nations first freely transgender lawmaker. Yay!Gay sex will result in human extinction! What? We made all of the heteros stop fucking?Also could trigger extinction: This is actually the trailer for World War Z, a spook movie.