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[Content note: Guns, gun violence, homophobia, misogyny]It's Thursday:Actual Headline: "Compressing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever states."Gay privileges pioneer Richard Adams died Monday morning.You know what? Bill O'Reilly covers the Fight Against Christmas a lot more than actual wars. (See also.)American gun deaths to exceed traffic deaths by 2015. America! Exactly what a country!The Irish government introduced that it'll draft new legislation to explain the nation's limited abortion prohibit.Judd Apatow's new movie consists of jokes about killing children. Edgy!The Vatican states gay marriage is really a false paradise. The Vatican knows a great deal about false utopias.The CDC reviews a 22 percent rise in Aids among youthful gay males.Guns sold-out at Wal-Mart as magazine prices surge. America! Exactly what a country!For those who have 89 cents, take a look at Large Al's doomsday prepper song.New counterterrorism database rules threaten the privacy of each and every American.Sheldon Adelson spent around $150 million trying to purchase the 2012 election. America! Exactly what a country!Newt Gingrich thinks he'd did much better than Mitt Romney if he'd been nominated. (But everybody still hates you, Newt!)Where's your figgy pudding? The following.