In The News

[Content note: Gun violence, homophobia]There's Water at the end from the Sea:The Senate has soundly declined a financial budget plan written by irresponsible douchebag Paul Ryan.A Marine wiped out two co-workers at Quantico last evening before shooting themself.The Osmonds are hosting an anti-gay rally in Salt Lake City.Chinua Achebe, Nigerian author from the 1958 best-seller Things Break Apart, a sobering tale about Nigeria in the beginning of independence, has died.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!! LOLOL!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!! LOLOL!!Yeah, I chosen for Dengar.